Monday 21 December 2015

The Twelve Days Of Christmas

It's Christmas this week (in case you didn't know, didn't care or don't celebrate) and so I bring you my predictable 12-Days-Of-Christmas-With-An-Obvious-Theme (don't bother singing, it doesn't work!)


On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me;


£12 billion highways lack-of-maintaining



11 bikes a-hiring



AC10 a-surfacing



9 minutes from Westferry a-traveling



8 kerb-nerds a-nerding



7 Santas a-cycling



6 campaign areas an-asking (#space4cycling)



5th Cycle Superhighway



4 bollards a-filtering (the ones in the foreground dammit)



3-wheeled box trike a-cycling



2 floors across the Netherlands on a train a-riding



and one Christmas Tree traffic cone from me


Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

4 comments:

  1. I imagined the melody. It sometimes feels weird thinking about it because I don't have a true love (yet), someday I'll find a girl. No matter. And wait, your true love sent you all these things? Like the country transport departments and the DfT? I think you need a divorce.

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