It's Christmas this week (in case you didn't know, didn't care or don't celebrate) and so I bring you my predictable 12-Days-Of-Christmas-With-An-Obvious-Theme (don't bother singing, it doesn't work!)
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me;
£12 billion highways lack-of-maintaining
11 bikes a-hiring
AC10 a-surfacing
9 minutes from Westferry a-traveling
8 kerb-nerds a-nerding
7 Santas a-cycling
6 campaign areas an-asking (#space4cycling)
5th Cycle Superhighway
4 bollards a-filtering (the ones in the foreground dammit)
3-wheeled box trike a-cycling
2 floors across the Netherlands on a train a-riding
and one Christmas Tree traffic cone from me
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
I imagined the melody. It sometimes feels weird thinking about it because I don't have a true love (yet), someday I'll find a girl. No matter. And wait, your true love sent you all these things? Like the country transport departments and the DfT? I think you need a divorce.
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